CLARITY
Love my new bracelet! :)

Love my new bracelet! :)

What happens when you REFUSE to nap..

What happens when you REFUSE to nap..

<3 my absolute heart

<3 my absolute heart

When I make a dirty joke and someone responds “YOU HAVE CHILDREN!”

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… and just how do these people think children happen? 

Briana Nicole, you&#8217;ve officially been in my life for a whole two years. It seems like just yesterday was this long process of attempting to meet you and I know that sounds cliché but it&#8217;s true. You&#8217;ve changed so much. You&#8217;re no longer just making noise for a diaper or a bottle but you&#8217;re actually speaking to let me know what you want. I watched you go from a tiny needy human to an independent little girl who knows exactly what she wants and when she wants it. You are utterly obsessed with Barney, Doc McStuffins, and Frozen. You sit through that whole movie every single morning during breakfast. That whole 124 minutes. You have taught me so much in two years which is kind of funny because I thought the teaching was my job. When I imagined having a child, you are not what I imagined. You are so much more and definitely way cooler. I can see traces of the woman you&#8217;ll be one day and all I have to say is good luck to any man who wants to call you his. I hope I can always guide you in the right direction and I will promise that if something in that direction does not work out for you, I will be right here waiting to guide you better than before.  You are growing way too fast and I hate it. I hope you have a beautiful day and a beautiful year. I love you so much.

Briana Nicole, you’ve officially been in my life for a whole two years. It seems like just yesterday was this long process of attempting to meet you and I know that sounds cliché but it’s true. You’ve changed so much. You’re no longer just making noise for a diaper or a bottle but you’re actually speaking to let me know what you want. I watched you go from a tiny needy human to an independent little girl who knows exactly what she wants and when she wants it. You are utterly obsessed with Barney, Doc McStuffins, and Frozen. You sit through that whole movie every single morning during breakfast. That whole 124 minutes. You have taught me so much in two years which is kind of funny because I thought the teaching was my job. When I imagined having a child, you are not what I imagined. You are so much more and definitely way cooler. I can see traces of the woman you’ll be one day and all I have to say is good luck to any man who wants to call you his. I hope I can always guide you in the right direction and I will promise that if something in that direction does not work out for you, I will be right here waiting to guide you better than before. You are growing way too fast and I hate it. I hope you have a beautiful day and a beautiful year. I love you so much.

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so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good